I experienced my inner hillbilly today. . .
I was munching on some carmel corn, gazing out the window when I spotted a squirrel. The squirrel waltzed across the yard and right up one of our corn stalks, at which point I tore out the back door, barefoot, hollerin’ “GETGETGETGET!”
Shocked the squirrel so much I had to swat its tail to make it move.
Clearly this has been our culprit.